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Haemorrhaging Enthusiasm

by The Funeral Crasher

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1.
The Skull Behind The Smile So maybe you figured She fell from the sky Into your lap With no reason why Too good to be true She’s not what she seems She'll give you some love And take all your dreams Head starts to spin Heart starts to pound Intoxicated You sink to the ground She sold you a dummy to be by your side She's in for the kill And she won’t be denied Nina comes to cast her spell then she slips back into the shadows You can't help but feel You've been here before You come to your senses And show her the door Heart-breaking Mistaken She’s the gift that keeps on taking You know that she’ll never go out of style But maybe you'll see The skull behind the smile Happy returns And last-minute plans You don't even realise  it's out of your hands She’s destined to find you There's nowhere to run You pull on the ribbon  And then you're undone Nina comes to cast her spell then she slips back into the shadows You've broken the seal There’s no going back She blows you a kiss  That turns everything black Heart-breaking Mistaken She’s the gift that keeps on taking You know that she’ll never go out of style But maybe you'll see The skull behind the smile Heart-breaking Mistaken She’s the gift that keeps on taking You know that she’ll never go out of style She’ll always be The skull behind the smile
2.
BitterSour 02:59
BitterSour Never found another of its kind Dreaming of the day when I could leave it all behind Replace it with some similar ordeal You can feng-shui all the scenery but not the way you feel Looking back I wasn’t wrong to think That ship had sailed, I know for sure I stood and watched it sink With nothing left on board I'd care to save I’m scooping up the past to dump it in an unmarked grave Memories dredged up from that amateur hour Familiar flavours of bitter and sour I more like the future and less like before I’d turn back the clock ’til it tick-tocked no more I gave it a shot But ran out of juice Threw in the towel I've got no excuse Memories dredged up from that amateur hour Familiar flavours of bitter and sour I more like the future and less like before I’d turn back the clock ’til it tick-tocked no more
3.
Eliza Lane 04:27
Eliza Lane On this God-forsaken frontier Winter’s cold and time’s are hard I ain’t asking for permission In my own back yard I was hanging up my six gun Washing away the Mark of Cain I was building me a place to hang my hat With Eliza Lane If your eyes had ever seen her You wouldn't need me to explain How a man could gamble everything he's got For Eliza Lane Then they’re flashing me their badges To see how much a man could take With their rules and regulations Gonna make a big mistake She possessed a grace and beauty That could take away the pain I found everything a man could ever want In Eliza Lane Now they bring their Iron horse I watch it glide across the plain And I saw it turn its unforgiving gaze To my Eliza Lane It was always heading for a showdown  To make the tragedy complete My Eliza is not a stranger  To men falling at her feet And they brought along a circus I felt obliged to entertain But they scattered when they heard the shots ring out Down Eliza Lane Even though she drove me crazy There ain’t no prettier ball and chain Than the girl I loved and had to leave behind In Eliza Lane
4.
The Enemy Within The beast looks straight through you Only stops to roll it’s eyes As you’re choking on the kool aid And puking freedom fries Black Hats investing While you lot were all out protesting We’re not dead yet it’s not over Can’t just let them win The Enemy Within Are you with us or against us? Make your choice and make it quick There’s a fella in an office Reaching for his joystick Black Hats investing While you lot were all out protesting We’re not dead yet it’s not over Can’t just let them win The Enemy Within Another trophy in the cabinet Another feather in your cap From places that you’d struggle To point to on a map Black Hats investing While you lot were all out protesting We’re not dead yet it’s not over Can’t just let them win The Enemy Within
5.
£40 03:05
£40 Riches beyond comprehension Treasures you’ll never behold Requiring a wicked deception And facts you can never be told We have no permanent allies We need no permanent friends We only have permanent interests And will die in achieving those ends Swear all the peasants to silence Abandon them all to their fate If you don’t fuck off back to your hole in the ground A room in the tower awaits They serve the elites with their brilliant minds And hearts that are harder than stone What would they do to those in their way When this is what we do to our own? Feeding crustaceans on country estates With the blood, sweat and tears of our youth You might well be wondering at what point in time We became so afraid of the truth The finance department has looked at your case As an act of goodwill we propose A settlement sum…shall we say £40? Consider the matter now closed £16 for funeral expenses £4 for the catering bill and £20 is plenty to dress you in black Think of The Crown what you will
6.
Soundcheck 03:20
Soundcheck Nightmare out there If we make it to the weekend we won't care We'll have something we can share No one knows your name And no ones gonna care from where you came If you only feel the same Feels like someone opening up the cage Every time the Showband takes the stage Excitement overload The sound check cracks the code Made the music scene explode When the Showband hit the road Now we know We found ourselves a place where we can go The music's loud and lights are low It gets us off the street Gives us somewhere safe for us to meet Clap our hands and stomp our feet Kids still buzzing make their way outside Newsflash sears the countryside The journey home where worlds collide Where were you the night the music died? Excitement overload The sound check cracks the code Made the music scene explode When the Showband hit the road
7.
Don’t Be Long Natural selection And all those other scams For the survival of the cruellest And the silencing of lambs Ice in their hearts  Fire in their eyes Iron in their nostrils Their claws in the prize Don’t be long They throw us to the lions And all roads lead to Rome When we're done with trying  Then they send us home The unspoken truth You're too scared to say On your streets in your town Where your monsters play The sugar rush of poison Is coursing through their veins The purest human dna Is found in our remains We die for their right  to make everything wrong But this world is theirs And we don't belong We Don’t Belong In memory of Ana Kriegel x
8.
Never Not Together The cold bites right through us But you don’t seem to care As I haul you out of bed And prop you in the chair You just sit and listen But you don’t say a word So I just keep on talking Making ourselves heard W never thought it would last forever We never stopped to wonder why We’re never ever not together Never gonna ever say goodbye An eyeball at a peep hole A reckoning takes place A tray beneath the bars From a hand without a face Two cups of water Two scraps of bread Nothing comes between us Just like we always said They can’t take you away from me Perhaps they’ll never know And even though you’re gone I just can’t let you go We never thought it would last forever We never stopped to wonder why We’re never ever not together Never gonna ever say goodbye
9.
Still 03:01
Still All those years ago just seems like yesterday Somehow I can’t get you off my mind Even though the time goes by I kick myself and wonder why Still look for you Still wonder what you do Still can’t get far Without wondering where you are Even though we’ve both moved on and things have changed I still miss not having you around I laugh at what I did instead And all the things I wish I’d said Best that we don’t see each other I’m liable to relapse We didn’t made it last time Another time, perhaps Every time I think of you it all comes back And every time my heart still skips a beat Could we put it back together? And make it last for ever? Still look for you Still wonder what you do Still can’t get far Without wondering where you are Still can’t agree That it wasn’t meant to be And I still don’t know Why I ever let you go
10.
Renegade 03:33
Renegade His ghost still somehow haunts the college halls Though he never cast a shadow on their walls Cruising through the corridors of power Fools can swoon and swear devotion Traitors set the wheels in motion A power you can’t begin to comprehend Signals the beginning of the end A prophet rises up to lead astray He’ll tell you what you want to hear His time has come the hour is near Played By a Renegade Too late to change the choices that you made Betrayed By a Renegade He’s gonna piss all over your parade Take the red pill now before it’s gone This Renegade is not the only one Voices of dissent get shouted down Is this the way it has to be? No ears to hear no eyes to see? You've been played By a Renegade Too late to change the choices that you made Betrayed By a Renegade He’s gonna piss all over your parade...
11.
Home (And Don’t Spare The Hearses) You can use it ’til it’s broken When it’s broken, you might give it back You can’t see it when you’re shown it You can steal it but never own it An Englishman’s home was any other man’s castle When the shooting was over or the trap had been sprung Turning the world into a vassal slitting throats with a slip of your tongue Stolen away in front of their eyes So B52’s can soar though tropical skies No God-given right no divine intervention A God-given wrong for the whole world to see England expects but neglected to mention The slaughter and plunder of all that was free And don’t get too set where you currently dwell If their own’s are not enough they’ll take yours as well
12.
What Would Joe Have Done? What would Joe have done  Would he just turn and run? When you needed someone  When the pressure was on Joe would have done his best Screwed up like all the rest What would Joe have said  Would he have left you for dead? When you've done all you can  And it still hits the fan Joe would have said “You win Whenever you don’t give in” What would Joe have thought Would he be so easily bought? When you’d lost it all  And you were hitting a wall Joe would have helped you see That it’s all up to you and me What would Joe have found  If he’d still been around? Joe would have known  That you're not on your own…

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released January 25, 2021

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